suicide

1) The act of killing yourself, it can involve pills, hangings, firearms or anything else that is potentially 'dangerous'

2) What you'll hear if you fire at your feet with a rocket launcher on halo.

3) A very annoying hip-hop song.

1) Billy hated life, so he took a shotgun and blew his brains out.

2) SUICIDE!

3) I'm su-i-cidal, su-i-cidal su-i-cidal for you.

by Confucious August 30, 2007

Suicided

The act of killing a person for knowing too much information.

Hillary Clinton has suicided many people in her 300 years of service in politics.

by Jeff Bishop November 13, 2019

Suicide

Used as a way of telling people you don’t want to live anymore

“Might as well just commit suicide if nobody cares”

by Definition dude fr January 22, 2018

Suicide

Not an escape. Life is hell, but no one is good enough to go to heaven, so when you die you would only go to hell. Which is life, so technically you would just go to a new life. But it is an act of the brave, only the cowardly can't do it. If you truly have nothing to live for, and life sucks that bad, then why not. If truly no one cares when you leave, then go do it. If you really just can't get better, then this is one way out. I say, if you have nothing to live for, then at least you can have one act of bravery before you die.

Emo person: "I want to commit suicide"

Me: "Do you though?"

Them: "Yes?"

Me: "You really have nothing to live for?"

Them: "Yes?"

Me: "Then why am I stopping you, if you have nothing to live for go do it. In fact, I might even join you, what is your method of dying?"

Them: "Uhhhh, I really did not expect that response, ummmm....."

*Slowly backs away*

by Just your local serial killer December 11, 2019

Suicide

A fun pass time when you have nothing else to do.

I'm going to commit suicide, my dude.

by Satanshotandspicycock December 27, 2020

Suicide

Why tf did u look this up? i know things gethard but you are not alone. would you rather end your life or end how things are going in your life? Think about it. Think about your childhood, think about your dreams. I will be happy if you didn't suicide. Thanks. If you wanna chat, friend me and direct message me on discord. (Raged Gundoggo#5685). Thanks.

my daughter suicided and i miss her omfg help

by PsuedoKGreen July 26, 2021

suicide

Starting on the base line, sprint to the free throw line, return to the base line, sprint to half court, return to the base line, sprint to the far free throw line, return to the base line, sprint to the far base line, and return to the base line.

We had to run 10 suicides during practice today since we lost our basketball game.

by Melissa Davis August 16, 2004