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Strap Shop 

Yo lets hit up the strap shop and scope out the dracos
Strap Shop by thatdanksmoker420 March 15, 2017

strap teaser 

An attractive woman in a bikini top who unties the strap to prevent tan lines, but also is looking to be seductive.
That woman’s strap teaser game is so strong she may as well be at a music festival.
strap teaser by t41xicq September 28, 2017

Strap Eating Goddess 

An aggressive, feminine presenting lesbian woman.
Wow that’s girl was all over me!”
“Yeah she’s such a man eater.”
“But I’m a girl, so she’s a strap eating goddess!”
“Lol you wild!”
Strap Eating Goddess by Zoe Gawd November 27, 2017

strap hula

A girl buys 4 strap-on dildos and attach them on each side of her body on her hip, one in the front, another in the back, another on the right and then another on the left. Then she talks with 4 homossexual guys and invites them to go to her house. Once they are inside, she asks them to go into dog position, one in the front, another behind her, another on her right and another on her left and they must have their assholes pointed to her. She now is in the middle of them. After that she does the hula hula dance from hawaii and penetrates each strap-on on each asshole. And thats the strap hula.
Girl: Hey guys, do you wanna come over here in my house?
4 Homossexual guys: Yeah sure!

- They are now inside her house...
Girl: Now you must go into dog position, with your knees and hands on the floor with your assholes pointed to me and i'll be in the middle.

- They are now in dog position...

- The girl puts some hawaian music...
Girl: NOW WE GO INTO STRAP HULA MODE LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!
strap hula by SexMaister April 30, 2019

Strap breaker 

A woman whose breasts are so large that they are likely to break her strap (in most cases spaghetti)
Did you see the yams on that strap breaker?
Strap breaker by PointBreaker August 9, 2019

Strap Dodge 

The art of loaning drugs off a drug dealer with the intention of never paying them back. This is a method usually used by chavs in the Craigavon/Portadown area.
"Yo lad ill break your legs if u strap dodge me"," Sorry Jamie as much as I want smoke I cant strap dodge, I don't want to get jumped"
Strap Dodge by GyammonFast December 9, 2019