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pool o' stool

a confined area filled with water in which fecal matter can be stored indefinitely
Billy: "Whoa! Dude, why's the toilet all brown and green?!"

Tom: "Oh man! I forgot to flush. This stuff been decomposing there for at least three days"

Billy: "This is one cool pool o' stool"
by heythewhat January 7, 2012
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Viva La Stool

The slogan for the popular Boston based online blog Barstoolsports.com. Made popular by the sites followers, "stoolies" either taking pictures of themselves holding a sign with the slogan in foreign countries, at famous landmarks, in various US cities, or holding up a sign behind newscasters at sporting events.
Ex1:Hey prez love the blog. Viva La Stool.

Ex2: Guy 1: Hey bro did you see that guy holding the Viva La Stool sign behind John Kruk at the Sox last night?
Guy 2: Yea dude, El Prez is taking over the world!
by Stoolie4Life April 28, 2011
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two stool beaver

by The Sarge November 22, 2003
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Beef Stool

1. the name of someone's new cat

2. a good name for a pet
Me- "Hi sister! How's little Beef Stool?"

Sister- "Yeah, he's fine. Cheers for asking"

Me- "No probs. Innit"
by Gaz_Coleman December 13, 2012
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Soft Stool

No substance, factual basis or hard evidence with which to confirm one?s position.

Pun referencing the pedestal on which many managers try to stand, and the shite that they spew.
That presentation delivered nothing but soft stool.
by Jonathan D. A. Branch February 3, 2003
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Quit on the stool

To quit in a bitch like fashion due to low levels of testosterone and not having the ability to hack it.
First displayed by Jamie Yager in The Ultimate Fighter: Team Liddell vs. Team Ortiz, when he was brutalized by Josh Bryant. and refused to get up off the stool to fight in the deciding round.

He Quit on the stool.
by Wedged_in June 21, 2010
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rope and stool

Rope and Stool is an ambiguous term for committing suicide by hanging, typically used in context of being a game.
Person 1: Man... something devastating just happened to me.
Person 2: It will be okay man, just don't go and play rope and stool, it will get better.
Person 1: Thanks dude, that helped a lot.
by PacketReceived August 22, 2017
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