Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.
Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
by Camshot4 June 8, 2016
Get the Piss Stiffy mug."He's been complaining that he urinates too much at night. I think it is time for him to see the stiffie doc."
by The Anna-lator November 2, 2003
Get the stiffie doc mug.Man, David Bowie in "Labyrinth" still gives me a nub stiffy.
Sarah has a serious nub stiffy from Viggo Mortensen in Aragorn gear... I wonder why
Sarah has a serious nub stiffy from Viggo Mortensen in Aragorn gear... I wonder why
by ArcheryNerd August 11, 2013
Get the nub stiffy mug.i was sitting with a girl that i had no attraction to. but she took off her shirt, and bam. stiffy danger
by samiluna312 October 20, 2013
Get the stiffy danger mug.When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja
That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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