Stiff Bob

Eva Morgan💘💘

Ugh that Eva Morgan has such a stiff Bob💘

by Rachell McM November 4, 2020

stiff banana

An oddly hard banana. Really hard. The longer they are the harder they are. From personal experience.

"It's just a really stiff banana!"

by StiffBanana January 25, 2018

Stiff Cunt

A tough and brave person, A person who does not give a shit about what people think
Australian and New Zealand proverb

This guy Leon is a fucken stiff cunt, he walks on gravel in bare feet and pulls the finger out the window at pedestrians

by wanakarian September 5, 2021

stiff blanket

A useless person who has no input to the group. They are awkward, a little bit moist and could also be described as a wet weekend. They are about as useful as a stiff blanket. No one wants a stiff blanket.

Friend: Have you met Barry?
Me: Nah, but I’ve heard he’s a stiff blanket.

by W@llis February 4, 2018

stiff mole

excited young fella.
when a guy see's a hot bird which gives him a stiff one.
when a mans member grows some what.

if hes a pufter then the same applys

1. ( in the mens changing rooms) tim says: i better get out of here before i get a stiff mole.

2.shes giving me a right old stiff mole said patrick.

by jonny rotten pants July 22, 2009

Stiff where

Most known from meme video on YouTube. Slang for saying your hair is healthy, clean, and nice. No stiff to be seen.

Instagram: @cultofwanda

Example: Hey girl your hair looking good today.
Example: Thanks just got it done, stiff where? 🤣

by Scarletbitch March 3, 2021

Murray Stiff

When someone gives a tip for something well under what they should be giving.

"The waiter spit in my food, so I gave him the ol' Murray Stiff

by LooneyRooney October 4, 2016