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scuz stache

When a man or woman has nasty upper lip hair and refuses to shave it. Also can be called a dirt lip. It's not quite a beard and not quite a mustache. It's just plain sick and scuzzy.
Sam : "man, that mexican man has a sick scuz stache."

winston : "si"
by sam and winston October 19, 2008
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Creep-Stach

A small mustache that creeps wear. Give it a try sometime. Takes a week to grow, then go to the bar, watch the girls file out.
I still got laid despite the creep-stach.
by The Reverand Billy Bob Tompson February 6, 2010
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kings stache

the type of hair that grows above a female lip.
may be rather disgusting, and completely noticeable.
watch out, it can be swung like a grappling hook.
that woman has the "kings stache" of a fully-grown man
by kylie.mustachio. January 21, 2010
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Comp Stache

A moustache grown until the completion of a particular event. Usually grown by men who cannot grow a full luxurious moustache. Very common in Military MOS schools.
by JohnQNavy November 15, 2010
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tc stachington

TC Stachington is the bravest soldier 'stache to ever have existed. He carries around a 200 lb man backpack while finding the enemy and eliminating them. TC leaves no one behind. TC will punch you in the face, then down a Shiner Bock with you and explain why you deserved it. TC loves kittens and pussy and they love him back. To steal a phrase from Action Figure therapy, TC is like a "mustache with titties.". Fuckin' Bad Ass.
(Bullets and grenades flying everywhere)
The Enemy: "Where is that American Soldier TC Stachington? Find him!"
TC: "I'm right behind you."
BOOM!

TC: "Man this is too easy."
by classikjane March 9, 2015
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Charlie Specht

Adjective: Possessing or demonstrating thoroughness, integrity and tenacity especially when investigating.
This research project is taking a ton of time, but I want to be as Charlie Specht about it as possible so I get it right.
by Mk16670 December 2, 2018
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Purity Stache

A type of mustache that teen boys grow when trying to grow facial hair or go without shaving for a bit. Just a little bit of hair under the nose, you must have to be looking to notice it. The reason it is called a purity stache is because when boys have one, they can't get any girls and therefore stay pure.
Have you seen Nick's purity stache? No wonder he can't get any girls, it's disgusting.
by lmccalli July 30, 2020
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