[static]

a word used when someone either says or does something repetitively to the point where the action or phrase is getting old (annoying).

Yo, static wit all dat shit.
Static, or imma bust a cap.

by T-Coles March 19, 2008

Static

When there's a shitty snow channel or there's Just a storm Outside and you want to kill everyone in existance because you cannot watch the new episode of that show that you really like

!!!!!!!!!Ugh there's A STATIC on (insert cannel name here), I. Hate. Static. F**K EVERYTHING

by IKnowWords420 August 22, 2017

Static

Used as acknowledgement, and/or as encouragement.

"Are plans are to meet up with Jessica and go to the party."

"Static, I'd love to see Jessica!"

by PhatBoyYurrt December 22, 2023

Static shock is a bathtub drain 《¤》

.

Person 0: Static shock is a bathtub drain 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

Staticing

The point when you are so drunk or high, when you look at a blank space and see static as if you were looking at an old tv that you had to slap every 5 minutes,

Dude. Im staticing man, I need to pass out.

by Drunkaholic August 13, 2012

Post-static

a person who, after getting into a verbal fight with you and apologizing, is still stubborn and upset with you.

Ralph: You suck!
Rick: I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
Ralph: Me too
Rick: Okay
Ralph: But you are still stupid
Rick: God Ralph, you are such a post-static.

by YoPal August 17, 2007

Jihad Static

Laccin son Static. He’s a cuck and a Dork. Also gets rejected by Laccin’s Wife Lexi Daily.

Jihad Static got cucked.

by 83Wayz December 28, 2024