Swingline Stapler

A white person's version of the pocket/flick/swtichblade knife.

Matt- "Bring a knife to a gunfight? Fuck that, I'll bring a Swingline Stapler!"

Kahlil- *shanks Matt in the neck*

by Melvin the Stapler Molester December 5, 2009

staplegun

Some stupid retard that 'goes' to barnwell school (i use 'goes' in the loosest way possible because he never really comes to school) he is completely retarded and he only comes to school so he wont get raped by his mum and brothers, he gots bullied all the time suggesting to us that he would rather be at home (apart from the raping...well actually we arnt sure) but we continue because i am sure i would have more money if my parents did not have to pay for this retard.

MARK STAPLETON\staplegun\stplehead\retard\ fag\shit head\homo\poor boy\go home\ why are you wasting my parents money\ leave now or i will beat you up.

by Who else? January 23, 2004

Angry Stapler

While a chick is giving you head you take out, break both of her legs. Then you staple your dick to her forehead.

I went to see you mom in the hospital after I gave her an angry stapler.

by Bryceyjay December 20, 2009

staple

a 45. or 38. special. a pistol

homeboy was poppin off at the mouth so i pulled that staple on his ass.shut em up real quick!

by 743! March 16, 2010

Dr. Roberta Staples

She's a really really really big bitch

Hi, I'm dr. Roberta Staples, and I'm a bitch!

by Believe Me I Know December 14, 2008

Staplesex

when a couple are engaging in sexual intercourse
a stapler is used to excite the gentiles

OMG! I had the best staplesex with this girl last night, she totally made me blow off

by tizzle30 October 2, 2007

Ghetto Stapling

a verb used when you use your hands to staple something together instead of using the actually stapler because you either dont have one or it is broken

If your dont have a stapler, you have to stapling something, and you have staples, wut do u do? Ghetto Stapling!!

by That Guy O.o April 4, 2009