shabberd

getting too drunk and walking into pay and display parking machines

don't drink that vodka, you'll get shabberd...

why have you gone green? you're looking shabberd

by beroxro October 20, 2009

slabberwash

Wash as in cash. Scottish comedy vernacular describing cunnilingus, with particular emphasis on the moisture caught and remaining on the face of the person administering the act.

"Widne mind a slabberwash affae that we ride."

by dave_moodiesburn March 31, 2014

Stauberism

The feeling of confusion, melancholy, and interest after seeing a meaningful Jack Stauber short...

hmm, that short animation I just watched called "Help" by Jack Stauber really got me feeling stauberism.

by TelevisionCore November 25, 2021

kaitlyn stalbert

Fast at EVERYTHING and goes hard when she needs to. Is the purest person you will ever meet and knows all the sizes. Favorite motto is "go big or go home, and thats on period"

kaitlyn stalbert is hot ong

by imbetterthanyousooooosuckit December 10, 2021

Slabbergasted

When you’re eating ass and it’s so wet and sloppy that you have an inner orgasm

“Baby you ass is getting me Slabbergasted... come here!”

by ColaBottleMami May 15, 2021

McKenzie Stubbert

A really hot man who writes music. A composer. Any person who is self-employed and writes music for a living. Anyone who wears trendy glasses while doing it.

Come on man, I just McKenzie Stubberted all day!

by Gwyndolyn Corlione April 14, 2010

Getting stabbed

I’m fucking bleeding everywhere oh god

“IM FUCKING GETTING STABBED OH GOD WHY OH MY MOM I STILL OWE HER LUNCH MONEY FROM LAST TUESDAY WAHT THE FUCK CLARENCE WHY DID YOU FUCKING STAB ME”

by Jaxilla November 22, 2019