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The Squidward Law

A law in Tv shows (more specifically cartoons) in which a character has to always get an unfair and unreasonable amount of torture as a result of karma, exactly like Squidward, hence the name.
Guy: Why does this character always get tortured a lot?
Guy 2: Well, what you are seeing is The Squidward Law in action.
by manananan April 4, 2021
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Suicidal Squidward

A creepypasta about a lost episode of spongebob.

TLDR

squidward k*lls himself.

FULL VERSION
Squidward has a dream where he plays the clarinet on stage and everyone laughs at him including Spongebob and Patrick.
He then wakes up and we hear silence for 30 seconds.

Then he starts crying really hard. Then it zooms into his eyes which are hyper-realistic. Then his eyes start bleeding. Scenes of dead children start flashing between. Than a voice says “do it” then he put the gun in his mouth and k*lls himself. The final scene is his corpse laying on the bed with an eye popping out.

OK THAT WAS A LOT. Sorry if you get nightmares
Man 1 : Look up suicidal squidward it’s such a great episode

Man 2: Shut up, you know for a fact that it’s a creepypasta
by DontFearVarlisHear August 15, 2021
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great value squidward

The Walmart version of squidward from Sponge Bob Square Pants. Created by a guy on Tik Tok and got lots of fame from it.
I went to Walmart and they had Great Value squidward in a can for sale!
by Tootaleeni July 29, 2021
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skidmarkalgia

A disorder characterized by brown streaks in the patient's underwear, usually in the rear. This condition is often misdiagnosed as skidmarks. The difference between them is that skidmarkalgia is typically wider spread and thinner, whereas skidmarks are more centrally located and darker. The exact causes are unknown, however anecdotal evidence suggests that fisting may be the primary cause skidmarkalgia.
“Maybe skidmarkalgia can be induced by fisting, FF, but not fibromyalgia.”-Village Voice
by madcow3417 June 22, 2008
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squidwarding

A sexual act involving the placement of the testicles above the eyes and the penis placed upon the nose. This results in the face of the person being squidwarded's face looking similar to the character Squidward from Spongebob.
The man was having some buttery buttsex with his woman when he decided to squidard her. While squidwarding didn't really give either one any physical pleasure, it was rather hilarious for the man.
by steamybob302 April 25, 2012
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Squidward

When a man places his balls on a persons eye sockets and drapes his dick over the nose.
by Robby.S October 14, 2017
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Squidward's Nose

A body part belonging to the "Squidward" species, it is known to be as large as an eggplant and had been mistaken to be the inspiration of Minecraft Villagers, Queen Cupcakke had rode this specimen 69 times a day, if your dick or femdick is smaller than your toes, expect Cupcakke to tell that you are a flop and that she will have to ride Squidward's Nose instead.
Your dick smaller than my toes, I'd rather ride Squidward's Nose
by Mrs. Eandedeürfaevs October 23, 2022
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