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Squelching

Similar to Feltching, except performed with the gerbil's more nefarious cousin the squirrel. Often the tail is left protruding the rectal cavity, allowing for easy extraction of the fecal laden rodent (Not to mention a very fashionable furry tail while enjoying the tiny beast's frantic claustrophobia)
Sam enjoys squelching, so much so that he's taken up breeding squirrels in his basement. Poor squirrels never see it coming till its too late...
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Squelching pig

When you find the fattest chick in the bar, and take her home to dick her down. As you proceed to take off her parachute panties, you shove a apple in her mouth. And then proceed to slap her belly, over and over again. As you do this she will start to squelch. At which point you start screaming “ hear little piggy” as she tries to pull away.
“Broooooo, I need more apples man”. “ the squelching pig is getting to expensive”.
by Daddydamon94 November 10, 2019
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butt-squelch

butt-squelch- a retard definition 2 a constint masturbater definition 3 when you are taking a dump and the toliet water splashes on yur ass
I was taking a crap after lunch and i was butt-squelched
by John Colin Ted December 4, 2004
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Squete

the pain you feel when you pee after you ejaculate
You: owwww
Girlfriend: what
You: i should have waited longer to pee after we had sex i just squeted
by Bon3r m4n December 4, 2010
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squelch

the gross noise something makes when you squeeze it.
AH! did you hear it squelch! man, that was sick.
by marzy March 14, 2004
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Squelch

The act of a large man, (perferably obese), climbing or stepping up onto a kitchen or dining room table, lowering and/or removing his pants and underwear, using his hands to spread apart his butt cheeks, and proceeding to expel a long, solid piece of feces upon said table.
"We were all sitting around laughing at the table for Thanksgiving, when all of a sudden Uncle George climbed up on the table and Squelched all over our beatiful turkey."
by ColtPython June 20, 2009
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Squeet

The sound made as a wet poop exits the anus.
"What was that?"
"I squeeted."
by squeeterific December 28, 2013
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