A squirting MILF, most notably while having an orgasm. The squirt itself is a lot of vaginal juice jettisoned at a high rate of speed, much like a leaking water balloon, but with more force. Can either be used as a noun or a verb.
Lane: Yo cuz, I got hosed down last night by this hardcore Mommy.
Matt: Mmmm - classy. She squilfed all over you?
Lane: Yeah, but she waited till I pulled it out haw haw haw (v.)
Matt: I was at the mall just now and saw these two lesbo squilfs trying to dyke it out by the smoothie stand. The one Mom was drizzing under the table - swear!
Lane: Nasty! *goes off to watch* (n.)
Matt: Mmmm - classy. She squilfed all over you?
Lane: Yeah, but she waited till I pulled it out haw haw haw (v.)
Matt: I was at the mall just now and saw these two lesbo squilfs trying to dyke it out by the smoothie stand. The one Mom was drizzing under the table - swear!
Lane: Nasty! *goes off to watch* (n.)
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A form of japanese squash but extremely rare and unheard of.
A way to rape someone.
A form of japanese squash but extremely rare and unheard of.
A way to rape someone.
by Steven Piechowski October 26, 2007
Get the squelsh mug.A very violent releasing of gas from the man's pineal hole.
Also a term used in slang that refers to doing something well.
Also a term used in slang that refers to doing something well.
"I was pissing and then I squelched so hard, my penis exploded."
person one: "How was the date?"
person two: "Bro, I was totally squelchin' it."
person one: "How was the date?"
person two: "Bro, I was totally squelchin' it."
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