couch smashing

When two or more individuals engage in intense acts of fucking on a piece of house furniture such as a couch.

I was the last man standing at Matts party last night so that slut bag Sarah rewarded me with a couch smashing session.

by Ihama Cocksuka March 14, 2007

clam splashing

The female equivalent of "sword fighting".

Better go get a tarp Sean, some slick mamas are clam splashing in the side hall.

by Jehovahs Wetness March 1, 2017

smashing potatoes

To erotically engage in sexual activities

Drew was smashing potatoes on a golf course tonight.

by RitaPita May 3, 2009

Smashing it

When you’re pure smashing life and any walking female in it

Here mikes just proper smashing it, huge inspiration!

by AlexxxBx November 23, 2020

Smashing Pumpkins

When somebody forgets the 'the' in The Smashing Pumpkins.

Smashing Pumpkins are the greatest band ever!

No, but the Smashing Pumpkins are!

by MMBKG November 30, 2003

slashing

To slash something.

That is, take an existing work of fiction and add or imply a homosexual subtext to it. Some do it because they find it amusing. Others do it because they find it arousing.

Most common targets for slashing are the Harry Potter and Lord Of The Rings books and movies. Macho movies, especially 'Top Gun' and 'Fight Club' are also favoured targets of this activity.

#1: I love slashing the Lord Of The Rings movies. I know it's all about friendship but the way the actors play Sam/Frodo and Aragorn/Legolas I simply can't believe it's platonic.

#2: For the love of all that is holy will you STOP slashing Shindler's List!

by Korgmeister May 8, 2006

Smashing Box

Refers to a violent sexual act between a man and a woman with the man dominating through sexual intercourse until the woman is beaten into submission. Verging on rape, this act consolidates the alpha male's power in the bedroom and assures his position as superior to the female.

James: Man that icy bitch is so agro.
Miller: I'd love to smash her box, that'd put her back in her rightful place.
James: Yeah. i like smashing box

by m][LL3R February 28, 2009