spoonie

A scots word meaning 'foolish person' or 'drug abusing child molester'

aye ken in Macduff there's big spoonie n little spoonie wi' there little girls in their car

by Heinrich muller September 3, 2003

spoonerism

When you switch the first 2 letters of 2 words around to form a new phrase.

Here's a spoonerism:

Cloudy hit.

by I ain't tellin' you NoTHIN!!! September 16, 2006

spooner

an evil girl/woman who loves to prey on men; similar to an incubus. they love drama and the color green. Spooners are usually found at coffee shops in skimpy shorts, where you can see fat globbing out, and belly shirts. beware the spooner.

dude 1: "OMG!! Do you see that spooner?"

dude 2: " Yeah, she comes by here all the time. Just shield your eyes."

by Steezy Joe June 12, 2008

Spooney

The biggest disgrace walking on this earth. To be a spooney you have to conplain about every single possible thing on this planet. Will often try to push work on to others but nobody even listens to her for the fact that soon as she starts talking everybody pays no attention she is also know as the word oxygen theif. She mistakes the word fat and calls it big boned.

Person 1. Whos that shit bag over there complaining about walking 5 feet?
Person 2. Who else but Spooney

by Thetruth84 July 22, 2013

spoonered

When u get gloriously battred and just need a bit of quality time to yousrelf to allow the brin to function properly

Kirsty was pretty spoonered when she decided to spit in the jelly

by george March 31, 2003

spoonie

one who is said to use the spoon position with others.

'others' being men, women, small woodland animals or inanimate objects such as blow-up dolls, apple pie or stationary automobiles.

"wow, look at the spoonie with that mercedes"

"wow, look at the spoonie wedged against that apple pie"

by Todd Hepburn August 23, 2005

spoonie

A person who works for J D wetherspoon

Graham is a spoonie

by Graham December 27, 2002