Splinters

People who defy the rules of breaking up.

Splinters often have knee-jerk responses to "I'm sorry, sweetie, but this isn't working anymore" and will reply with "Oh yeah, well, you're a whore"

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Splinter Sex

When two people try to have sex while several other people are sleeping without waking anyone up.

My friend and his girlfriend always try to have splinter sex when we're over....They're not to good at it.

by Paco the Mexican Love Slave May 26, 2005

spointy

adj: having strong resemblance to an undercooked duck with triple stigmata.

"I...I...can't belive it! Im in the belly of a giant mutant goose, and I've got a touch of spointy!"

by charles May 13, 2005

cock splint

penis splint; usually consisting of four spatulas arranged equidistant and parallel to the penis, thus encompassing it. this is held in place with a binding of clear plaster.

on her wedding night victoria threw aside the covers and said, "look david, this bearded oyster has never been seen or touched by a man." "that's nothing" replied david, opening his dressing gown to expose his cock splint, "look, this is still boxed!."

by theWestHamfan November 12, 2003

spintel

A person, organization, corporation or other group that, despite irrefutable evidence, gleefully denies engaging in monopolistic and/or manipulative behaviors in order to consolidate power or resource.

In most common usage, the word implies a degree of uncontrolled greed and lack of ethics.

1. Paul was happy to put his spintel on the news article about bribing and threatening the business partners.

2. The executives engaged in mock raids, so that they could pull the spintel on the regulators.

3. The mafia boss told the buyers that he would put the spintel on them if they attempted to purchase from someone else.

by Momma Bettay February 27, 2011

Spontaneous Flaccidity

What happens when a man is lured into a hookup with Bob Seger's Night Moves, and thusly has an erection only to be surprised when the song is changed, midway, to any Don Henley Song. Instant loss of erection.

I was at that chicks house working on our night moves until Don Henley came on, it was spontaneous flaccidity.

by The D Abides February 22, 2010

spontaneous date

meeting another person at any location unexpectedly, then hanging out with them for a period of time.

Running into a friend at Noodles and chatting with them for a while. This is a spontaneous date

by Joey Dogggg March 16, 2010