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sphincter blossom

the picturesque look of the anus ring as it opens like a flower to expel shit/semen/gerbils etc.
you shoudda seen dat swollen sphincter blossom drip after I blew my load in her azz.
by ebony luvr July 11, 2003
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Sprinter

The Canadian season which occurs between Spring and Summer, when Mother Nature forgets that it is supposed to be getting warmer and suddenly reverts to Winter for no apparent reason.
- Shit, it's snowing!
- But wasn't it 24°C just last week? Man, I changed my winter tires and everything...
- Yeah, I know. Stupid Sprinter.
by MLN/MHB May 10, 2010
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sphinger

v. a combination of the words "sphincter" and "finger."

def.: to accidentally poke through the toilet paper while wiping.

also, sphingered, sphingering, sphingerer
Honey, we need to get some better toilet paper. I just sphingered myself.
by John McCollum February 13, 2007
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shinter

First name Goran, Shinter was an influential freelance web designer / artist based in sweeden during the first years of the 21st century. Creating mostly abstract designs with highly manipulated and stylized 3D-rendered elements, he was a contributer to customize.org and a lurker on deviant art.

His wallpapers were excedingly popular when amateur desktop customization was still in its infancy.

His website, kultdesign.org, now holds only a generic apache directory listings for what appears to be some attempted web startups. Not much else is known publicly about this man, and his accounts on either of the afformentioned art/design communities report a long period of inactivity.

As well, for a short period kultdesign.org was moved to www.digitalcurse.com/shinter but as of this writing that page is 404.
Shinter was a bad-ass designer.
Kultdesign is dead.
by Chris Galardi August 24, 2006
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sphincter fairy

A Mystical being known to come from the anal realm; see also - Ass Fairy
One night i awoke from a deep sleep and found a disgusting creature with wings flying around my bed, when it realized i was looking at it, it then vanished into my naked rear end. it obviously was a sphincter fairy.
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Splinter Catcher

Person who rides the "pines", i.e., person who typically isn't a starting player on a football, baseball, basketball team and spends most of the game sitting on the bench.
Percy, your Splinter Catcher today until you out play Jack at first base.
by Jacque le Franc September 15, 2012
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sphincter jinxed

After eating something questionable, whether it is excessively spicy or expired, and expecting devastating gastrointestinal repercussions from doing so. After telling someone you are surprised you survived unscathed, soon after the food wreaks havoc on your sphincter.
John: "I had some atomic sauce monday and nothing bad has happened yet."
one hour later
John: "I retract my statement about the atomic sauce btw"
Jeff: "haha you got sphincter jinxed, I am adding that to urban dictionary"
by Kissel Krooner June 19, 2013
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