prolapsed sphincter

A condition in which the anus has basically been turned inside out or dropped from its normal position. Often a result of repeated straining while trying to defecate or trauma from sodomy.

That child molester in cell block 19 had a prolapsed sphincter after the other inmates got a hold of him in the shower.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

Sphincter trembles

Fear of relaxing the sphincter after a few days without a poo

Had my morning coffee with my partner this morning and got a case of the sphincter trembles, sat there smiling with fear of how this would play out.

by MellyMooster June 15, 2015

sphincterella

1.the opposite of cinderella; a nasty crack hoe uglier than than the stepsisters. likes to try and steal another's man

2. a guy that lives for taking it in the ass

juanita: Hey jerome, I'm feelin' jungle heat, an' I gots a place fo yo snake ta sleep

shaniqua: Step off sphincterella, that's my man!

by sphincterella October 15, 2007

nervous sphincter

an asshole that is producing little, meekly farts

You got a nervous sphincter there boy. C'mon, let 'er rip!

by King Shit January 19, 2003

sphincter monkey

one who swings from butt trees

Hey you sphincter monkey, shut the fuck up.

by Jon Williams II December 5, 2003

sphincter spelunker

One who makes a hobby of exploring and studying the cave that is surrounded by the annular muscle (i.e., the ass)and able to contract or close a bodily opening. A poostabber. A male homosexual/anal invader.

My friend Paul is a sphincter spelunker, thus he is constantly washing feces off his weener.

by Carter Jordan September 27, 2004

sphincter-buster

A shit so large, it rips one or more of the circular muscles in the anus on its way out. This usually causes bleeding and mild to intense discomfort.

Male 1 (In the restroom): Call an ambulance!
Male 2: Why?
Male 1: I just had a sphincter-buster! My anus is bleeding and I cant sit down!

by BobotheClown December 14, 2008