1 definition by Carter Jordan

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One who makes a hobby of exploring and studying the cave that is surrounded by the annular muscle (i.e., the ass)and able to contract or close a bodily opening. A poostabber. A male homosexual/anal invader.
My friend Paul is a sphincter spelunker, thus he is constantly washing feces off his weener.
by Carter Jordan September 27, 2004

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