sphincterella 

1.the opposite of cinderella; a nasty crack hoe uglier than than the stepsisters. likes to try and steal another's man

2. a guy that lives for taking it in the ass

juanita: Hey jerome, I'm feelin' jungle heat, an' I gots a place fo yo snake ta sleep

shaniqua: Step off sphincterella, that's my man!

sphincterella by sphincterella October 15, 2007

Sphincterland 

A place to which you shouldn't attach vacuum cleaners, as demonstrated by a kind gentleman with odd solutions to normal problems.

First person: I tried to vacuum my farts away, and in so doing discovered something amazing in Sphincterland!
Second person: You've got issues

Sphincterland by Arraka February 7, 2018

sphincterel 

Resembling an ass hole.

Your face is sphincterel.

sphincterel by repressedasshole November 25, 2009