Spelunking

When you eat an obese person out, and you have to dig around and dive to find the pussy.

Guy: Hold your fupa, I’m going spelunking in the cavern
Girl: Hold your breath

by paftdunk July 18, 2019

Butt-Spelunker

A person or persons who enjoy exploring another persons anal cavity

Thomas and robert are experienced butt-spelunkers, every day they enthusiastically explore eachothers anal cavities with many tricks and techniques!

by RandomPlatypus June 15, 2018

pussy spelunking

To find, discover and explore all the cracks, crevasses, tunnels and chasms of a womans underworld...seeking the treasure within. From the novice to the expert, do not begin your decent without the proper equipment. Recommended are tools for deep water breathing and good traction are a must, in addition to saftey gear. The environment can be anywhere from slippery to small lakes and rivers. Areas are subject to change quickly. Have no expectations for the proper amount of time for exploration. Take your time and happy spelunking!

Sorry i missed the party. I went pussy spelunking.

by Pyro67 August 18, 2023

Spelunking

Or/to; Spelunk, To put both the penis and the balls in ones mouth; particularly when the penis is hard and inserted into the throat.

"Hey Jenna, Brad took me spelunking this weekend :P"

"I would totally spelunk him/her"

"If its not too big, I'm gonna spelunk it :3"

by El Stinky Pinky July 11, 2024

spitting spelunker

Just another name for the dick.

I took my spitting spelunker deep last night.

by cavediver March 9, 2010

Spelunking

When you sneeze and fart at the same time

I couldn't stop spelunking after eating taco bell yesterday

by Whatshisface80 May 4, 2023

asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com

"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."

by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013