Satchmo

a nickname given to the late singer/trumpeter Louis Armstrong. Short for "satchel mouth"

We need to watch out for the satchmo!
What, the trumpet player?

by kingofswing881 July 22, 2003

Snatch Repellent

A supposed friend, or wingman that causes distaste, aversion, or the authoritative driving away of potential snatch in a social setting. A cockblocker of the highest magnitude. An artisan, craftsperson or specialist in cock blockery, unrivaled in his finely honed craft of vaginal repulsion. Usually capable of providing an unproductive bearded clam hunt within one hundred feet of his amplitude.

"Wow, we might as well be fags with William here... our bearded clam hunt is fucked for the night!"

"No shit man, that guy has his snatch repellent game on big time!

by musicguy4fun March 10, 2010

Snatch Parade

When you are so crowded by pussy that you just don't know where to put your pecker. Often the ones having a snatch parade are the ass holes that don't deserve the girls.. and most often involve girls that me, you and your friends will never have a chance with.

1."Dude that jerk is having a constant snatch Parade"

2.Guy: "oh hey, how have you been?"
Ex Girlfriend: "I've been good, I'm engaged now"
Guy: "yeah, it's been constant snatch parade for me"

by Dylbinator October 13, 2010

snatch snap

A picture of female genitalia, commonly taken with a mobile device.

Check out this awesome snatch snap your mom sent me!

by cL0wNbUm March 5, 2014

shit yer snatch

To completely overreact to a situation. Obviously meant to apply to women but doubly effective when applied to a man, implying they are, in fact, actually a woman.

Thomas: We're going to be late again! We have to leave and you're still sorting mail and need a wash!

Percy: Ok, don't shit yer snatch! The fat controller can wait two minutes!

by ctrlU October 20, 2010

snatchburglar

Someone who has a bad habit of stealing away ones girl or girlfriend.

Hey, Sean stole away another one of John's prospects, what a snatchburglar.

by nocanizzle January 14, 2008

Snatch Bandit

Someone who can't keep his hands off other mens women

Fred: So how are you, you know after the whole Mary situation
Carl: Well since i found her in bed with that SNATCH BANDIT doing things that can only be deemed criminal, i want to kill myself using an unholy amount of mercury
Fred: Stick in there man.......

by Hograt September 6, 2009