Spanky

A clown that does unspeakable things to children

"Have you heard of Spanky?" "Yeah, he molested my brother last week."

by DaveTim November 28, 2022

spanky love

The innate love of masturbation.

I just gotta get me some Spany Love time soon!

Spanky Love is an American pasttime.

by VeteranKnightOwl July 28, 2016

Spanky

A sock in which is used to ejaculate into.

Omg, my spanky has been tampered with! It was the best sock to cum in and now it's got a dirty crusty Mark!!

by missSMP/PFK March 30, 2023

Uncle Spanky

Everyone's estranged uncle who likes to cleverly touch his adolescent nieces where he probably shouldn't, usually in the form of a seemingly innocent pat on the ass or thigh.

"You going to Miley's 15th birthday party?"
"Hell no-uncle Spanky will be there."

by scrappington2 April 4, 2016

golden spanky

The act of urinating on someone's face while slapping them

I totally gave her a golden spanky last night

by Beavis August 14, 2022

Spanky

Verbal or physical conduct that induces an impression of incongruity and eccentricity.

His spanky remarks during the meeting made everyone chuckle and feel a bit awkward, but they appreciated his quirky sense of humor.

by Magestia August 20, 2024

Spanky

A handsome light skin man who loves to dress like stylish clothes

I met a Spanky last week, he helped me out with dressing clothes advice

by Taydenandre November 22, 2023