Dirty Omelette

When you put all the ingredients except the eggs into the pan first and cook them up before pouring the eggs in.

I threw some peppers and ham into the skillet and poured the eggs on top, making a dirty omelette.

by Glitch Wulf January 20, 2020

chin omelette

The act of someone proceeding to deep throat your dick so far down that your nuts rest on their chin, giving the illusion of two eggs resting on their face.

Man, my wife is awesome. She deep throats my cock like I'm going to die tomorrow. She really must really enjoy those chin omelettes.

by V3rt1g0 July 5, 2007

Dirty omelette

When you ride 7 deep in someone's Honda civic to a friends house and decide to buy a 30 pack of eggs to make omelettes, eat em, play party cake a couple hours and then proceed to shit them out on a certain snowdens doorstep. Yuuuuuup

You: Yo dude lets go lay some dirty omelettes tonight at the Snowdens house

Friend: dude it's only Tuesday though

You: your right, this Friday?

Friend: so down, get off work at 8, just enough time to pick up a carton!

by The dirty omelette August 2, 2013

french omelette

when you crack an egg into the females vagina and then proceed to eat out the vagina

I totally gave girlfriend a french omelette and then we couldn't have breakfast... but hey im not complaining.

by ROTC November 4, 2007

Omelette

A man who was in lee nelsons well good show who said funny phrases like "No, definitely not" - he has an addiction to kebab chips and jogging suits

1st Guy: Did you watch omelette on lee nelsons well good show last night? 2nd Guy: No, Definitely not

by hmphtb December 10, 2010

Vomelette

When the omelette on your plate is so thin and looks so greasy and disgusting with the veggies, meat and cheese flopping out all over the plate that it just looks like a big pile of vomit

Kim: What'd you get at the caf?

Kirk: The usual, only there was a new cook and he just threw a vomelette on my plate--it was so gross I couldn't even eat it!

Kim: That sucks, dude.

by MassMilf May 11, 2011

makin' omelettes

a term coined during a rather interesting meal for sexual intercourse.

Yeaaaa Let's go i think they're makin' omelettes!

I like makin' omelettes wet and loose.

I prefer makin' omelettes tightly packed.

by kisstheearth21 January 16, 2008