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Schumann Slope

When you get on your bosses bad side and everything you do is ill received furthering your decline down the "slope". Every good deed is twisted and manipulated into a negative outcome usually ending in being fired and/or career ending marks placed on your records.
I've been in the doghouse lately, I feel like I'm on a Schumann Slope out of here.
by T-bone2 March 2, 2018
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Summer Slopes

When you're all stinky and slimy from not showering or working out and you slide your private parts down your significant others face.
After working a double and too many drinks my significant other was to drunk to notice her trip to the summer slopes.
by Scotty~knows19 July 26, 2020
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slope widow

Oilfield equivalent of a military dependapotomus. Originally referred to the wives of men who worked the North Slope production field around Prudhoe Bay. Sits home alone 16 days a month with nothing to do but spend money, flirt at the bar, and project a huge entitlement vibe anywhere they go physically (see “Karen”) or online (see “Lisa”).

Almost always associated with alt-right extremism, fascism, and often found simping for authoritarianism. Likely to be found making claims of being a “patriot” while at the same time regurgitating the same lame pro-russian talking points doled-out by right wing extremist pundits on cable TV
That chick has got to be a slope-widow: she’s online in the middle of the day, in the middle of the week, posting like she’s drunk, trying to talk smack to a bunch of cartoon dogs, complaining about US tax dollars going to Ukraine. Clearly she’s got no job, seems pretty popular with all the male “maga patriots” who fit the profile of being oilfield adjacent, alt-right extremists / maga militants themselves.
“She’s a Lisa… You see that diamond on her finger the size of a doorknob? Drinking at the bar alone at 2pm? She’s a slope widow.”
by AN00B135 March 2, 2023
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slope job

A slope job is when you are snowboarding and the mountain scenery is so nice or your run is so epic that you just have to get a blow job, right on the slopes.
"This run is so epic! I need to get a slope job to make it even better!"
by Tricounty18 January 26, 2016
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The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020
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Slope Slap

When you slap any vessel containing alcoholic liquid on a graded surface covered in snow.
“How about a slope slap past the gnar send off pole 12?”

“Sick slope slap before we send it down the mountain.”
by heaths November 12, 2021
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Slope

noun
a surface of which one end or side is at a higher level than another; a rising or falling surface.
verb
(of a surface or line) be inclined from a horizontal or vertical line; slant up or down.
That rooftop are very sloped. Be careful.
by RRSSLL July 24, 2024
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