slimy palm flopper

actually fucking retards

“2+2=4” your such a slimy palm flopper

by …457 March 8, 2023

Slimy Stuey

When you lick your finger and stick it in someone else's nose.

My girlfriend got me with a wet willy so I gave her the ultimate payback with a Slimy Stuey!

by Dr. Clyde Hyde September 6, 2016

Slimy Bannana

Jason that ugly nigger is an slimy ass looking banana who is married to guy

Jason your a slimy bannana get out of this room we hate you ugly human.

by jack singh October 10, 2022

Slimy Dragon

The slimy dragon is a sex position in which the male is covered from head to toe in Vaseline and green paint, holding a bottle of hair spray and a lighter. The lady also covered in Vaseline being penetrated is the doggy style position is only expecting vaginal sex from behind, so, by surprise, the male yanks out his penis and does surprise anal, making the female scream while he ignite the hair spray. Hence the name slimy dragon.

Jake: dude my fucking house burned down while I was doing the slimy dragon

by bde_niko October 26, 2020

Slimy Snatchita

Basically the same concept as the Dirty Sanchez. Instead of shit, get
Your finger all bloody and she won't know anything is wrong until the
Morning when she awakes with a crusty dry-blood moustache.

love the poop.

by Will, Dan, Emily @ the CC March 31, 2003

Slimy cooch

Ur cooch too wet lmao

“Lmao I have a slimy cooch”
“Omg Linda I didn’t need to know that 😰”

by Slimecooch09 June 26, 2019

The slimy salute

The act of shaking hands with somebody while still having pussy juice on your fingers.

Variations:
(1) - Offensive (intentionally)
(2) - Defensive (unintentionally)

The slimy salute is being defined in two ways:
(1) Since she always had an attitude towards me I decided to give Susans mother a slimy salute.
(2) Last night I couldn't clean up my hands in time so I had to give Susans dad a slimy salute.

by bighadron August 5, 2017