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Jerky Slicer

While receiving a blowjob from a chick with braces, you panic at the moment of climax and Donkey Punch her in the head. She then clamps down on your penis and jerks back slicing your man meat to shreds.
I was driving to church Sunday getting a blowjob from Karen when a dog ran out in the street. I paniced and Donkey Punched her, she gave me a Jerky Slicer and I hit a tree.
by Big Dave69 September 19, 2009
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a person says this to show how one apprieciates the other person or object; to show how much they like the person or object.
Chad-"Damn! Yo da best thing since sliced bread honey!"
Betty- "Give me yo numba and u will c the second best thing since sliced bread"

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Tony- Wow! this video game is the best thing since sliced bread!
by --katy- June 20, 2006
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refers to types of breasts, usually long, triangular, and saggy, the nipples making the point at the bottom of the "slice."
Guy: I wonder what that grody girl looks like naked.
Guy 2: Her tits are probably pizza slices.
by Dawoop May 17, 2010
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Slice of Heaven

I'm talking about the one and only PIZZA!!!! OF COURSE!!!!
I just had a little "Slice of Heaven" for lunch.
by Philip Cunningham January 31, 2007
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Big Slice

Having a large sexual tool.
by Homs AE August 29, 2005
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slice the pie

A popular method of clearing a room in a tactical assault. Used in IDPA and other shooting competitions
Matt sliced the pie like a true operator with his AR.
by mrPickles September 6, 2004
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Sliced Loaf

The view you get when looking up as you are going down on an overweight woman. The ripples in their gut fat looks very much like the view you would see looking along the top of a sliced loaf of bread....
I went down on Kim's beaver, and when I looked up all I could see was her sliced loaf gut.....
by Bibbo November 16, 2006
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