December 11 national slap your friend day

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Friend :Why did you slap me

me : it’s December 11 national slap your friend day it’s today

December 11 national slap your friend day by Oooofie December 6, 2019

slap-happy-grand-pappy 

an older person who is very happy about life & the things around him.

Brian: "Damn Carl, I only had 2 pieces of chicken out of that 12 piece family box last evening!", "you're such a pig!"

Carl: "Yo slap-happy-grand-pappy!"

slap-happy-grand-pappy by T.Wilson January 1, 2013

slap your girl dick in the butter dish 

To unapologetically come out as trans in a setting where you were "passing."

Victoria: I want to come out to my boyfriend's family while we're there for Thanksgiving, but I'm not sure the best way to do it.
Jessica: Hon, you just gotta stand up at dinner and slap your girl dick in the butter dish.

slap your girl dick in the butter dish by jordensjunger June 11, 2016

slapadoodle

Adjective: A quick fix or repair often in haste as in slapping something together.
A repair that works however may be considered unorthodox or has a slipshod appearance.
Slapadoodle is a Portmanteau utilizing the words Slap and doodle

"That is a slapadoodle repair"

slapadoodle by Commander Ball Squeazer December 3, 2013

Slap Fap

Masturbating oneself by slapping the genitals in an aggressive and repeated fashion.

Roger loves the pain and pleasure derived from a goood slap fap.

Mary's pussy was red and swollen after her slap fap.

Slap Fap by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Covid Slap 

When you slap someone across the face with your dick when questioned if your being out in public is an "essential trip".

Went to the hardware store during the stay at home order to get some paint. Some guy in line outside the store was giving me crap about how only essential people should be out - so I asked him "oh yeah? Is this essential?!" And gave him a Covid Slap to shut him up.

Covid Slap by Jack Hoffmen 69 May 12, 2020

National slap a teacher day 

May 6th

SLAP DAT TEACHER

National slap a teacher day! The day you get to slap the shit out of ur least fav teacher

National slap a teacher day by Maddison inwood November 28, 2019