skeeterface

one who enjoys being skeeted in the face by various customers, or likes it down and dirty on the floor with someones finger as far up your ass as it could go. not to mention a skeeterface likes to have a sack full of puppies to play with // make a threesome. :

You promised you skeet in muhh face skeeterface, you're letting me down!!!

by jordynlauren July 20, 2006

skeet wrap

another word for condom

damn, I think we're gonna need a skeet wrap for that.

by lualualua December 1, 2006

Skeetbot

A robot of which its main functionality is to skeet

I hosed that girl down so much she calls me the skeetbot

by wheelbarrow December 23, 2008

Skeet n' Scoot

to have sex with a woman, then leave quickly.

could be for many reasons such as work, cheating, don't wanna pay, etc.

I had to skeet n' scoot with my last woman because i was scared my girlfriend was going to find out.

by Ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

skeetdaddle

–verb

1. to run away quickly or fleeing after skeeting on someones face, preferably on someone you have just meet.

2. having sex quickly due to lack of time.

3. rubbing one out right before one has to go somewhere.

1. Here is a towel for your face, got to skeetdaddle!

2. Girl: No! I can't I have to go to work

Guy: Come on, I'll skeetdaddle!

3. Ugh looks like i have to be at work sooner then i thought. Better skeetdaddle while drive down

by YoungJizzy November 15, 2010

skeet fight

The act of a group of people fill balloons up with cum and throw them at each other

Let's go have a skeet fight

by bigj7777 January 5, 2011

Skeet mouth

Usually a boy or girl who seem to always have white stuff around there mouth that looks like semen.

Girl: hey did you see the white stuff around michael's face.

Boy: ha yeah from now on we should call him skeet mouth

by _the_real_MVP_ September 7, 2016