plaid skirt

the hotest thing to take off a girl

yo dude see the girl in the plaid skirt id fuck 6 times to suday

by diton March 15, 2008

towel skirt

A skirt that can be made by wrapping a towel over your waist. Commonly used by men after taking a shower.

Joe: "Since we had guest over, I couldn't just walk around the house naked after I took my shower. So instead I walked around with my towel skirt on."

by britto945 January 16, 2010

T-skirt

(n) a really long T-shirt that extends below the waistline to just above the knees

T-skirts are fast becoming a stylin' way for young males to cover up their underwear without actually having to pull their pants up above their asses.

by BeardedFatass January 8, 2004

mini skirt

The favorite article of clothing for a true slut. A mini skirt allows easy access to the sluts pussy and ass.
often the slut won't even wear panties.

Last night Kathy wore her shortest mini skirt to a college bar. Even though shes 54 years old she has sexy legs and a great ass. She got wet letting the young men peek up her skirt at her bald pussy and tight ass. She ended up letting 3 different college boys fuck her right in the rest room. She begged them to use her married cunt and ass and to fill her with hot cum. They called her a slut and whore as they took turns lifting her skirt and pumping into her tight dirty fuckholes.

by btld October 2, 2007

Skirt Day

The first day--usually a couple of weeks after the start of spring in areas which experience significant seasonal variation (such as the northeast US)--on which a large majority of girls and women wear their newest skirts. This occurs en masse, leading one to blurt, "Oh, thank God for Skirt Day." Skirt Day generally occurs on the second or third day of consecutive, skirt-encouraging weather in a week (at least mid-60s, winds < 10-15mph).

I woke up this morning, strode outside, saw dozens of beautiful girls in skirts on the way to class, said a brief thank-you to God for their smooth and fit legs, and promptly declared to my friends, "Today ... is Skirt Day."

by Rarathelunchman April 4, 2009

skirt around

move around and avoid someone or something

from house:
every time you want to skirt around ethical boundaries?

by dazzledamper June 7, 2016

skank skirt

a tight bandage skirt typically worn by sluts or "skanks"

Oh wow, i like your skank skirt, it really highlights the curve of your ass.

by losre12345654321 April 1, 2012