Skeeze Muffin

Skeeze Muffin defines a sleezy -skanky girl or a sleezy skanky boy who acts womanly at times.

Person one :"Carolina just dumped Trent"
Person two : "Wow isnt that the eighth one this month?"
Person one: "Yup she is such a skeeze muffin"

by speakoritllbespoken:truth May 17, 2009

Skeezer Fishing Team

1. A group based in dunnellon florida that fishes for skeezers and gets crunk

Damn those guys in skeezer fishing team are badass

by sft 993 January 13, 2010

Skeezed

The state of being so high off cannbis your doing crazy things you would never do while sober. Zoned out. Uncontrollable laughing. Skeeze bag.

Aw man, I forgot to take the Pizza out the Pizza box before I put it in the oven, man I’m so skeezed !

by Caroljane21 February 19, 2018

skeezer

A skeezer is a gold digger, a ho, a female con artist (figuratively or literally), or in general, a woman with low morals who is out to extract money from others through shady means.

That skeezer tried to jack my watch, my ring, my wallet, and my gun!

by Bruce Bentley January 3, 2006

skeezer

A skeezer is samething as a hoe,slut,smutt,bru-skee,or what otha people call em "pass arounds"

yo,there gone be madd skeezerz in da club tonight,ya digg?

by JcAsAnOvA February 15, 2008

skeeze

skeeze, skeezed, skeezing; to steal or the act of stealing

that hoe skeezed my man.

by haley March 4, 2005

Skeezer

A whore that wants to have sex with many different people and also has a serious bad hygiene, which is neglected for many years.

Kenny K. said, Hey Joyce H. why do girls think your a skeezer. Joyce replied, they think I whore myself to other guys and thinks I have a STD or such thing like that.

by Chunga2010 March 17, 2010