People who proselytize and wave Jesus' name around when they are directly or indirectly accused of unethical or otherwise morally hazardous behavior.
Wow - what's up with Ted! All I called out was that I thought his cheating on his wife was not cool and he pulled out his Jesus Shield!
by RoSatanSF October 15, 2013
Get the Jesus Shield mug.When something is bad, but critiquing said thing isn't possible due to the diverse actions or portrayals that occur within.
A: I was bingeing shows on Netflix during Corona and I watched a really bad one called Another Life.
B: What's so bad about it?
A: Pretty much everything. To make sure it wasn't me I went to watch some reviews and noticed that any of them that didn't like the show will get people talking about how diverse the cast is or that there's a female lead.
B: But the shows still shit?
A: Oh yeah, but you can't say shit since the makers used their Diversity Shield to divert any genuine critical debate.
B: What's so bad about it?
A: Pretty much everything. To make sure it wasn't me I went to watch some reviews and noticed that any of them that didn't like the show will get people talking about how diverse the cast is or that there's a female lead.
B: But the shows still shit?
A: Oh yeah, but you can't say shit since the makers used their Diversity Shield to divert any genuine critical debate.
by NecromancyIsn'tInherentlyEvil April 8, 2022
Get the Diversity Shield mug.When a hipster or other self-centered person admits to having little talent or that their behavior is unacceptable in a joking manner intended to make it "ironic" and, thus, "excusable".
John put up his hipster shield by telling us he's a terrible guitarist before mangling it for the the next half hour.
by Derek Rollergasm July 10, 2012
Get the hipster shield mug.A piece of shit the CS dev team made. Commonly used by llamas to block vents and small passages, like the vent in cs_assault.
by Anonymous October 11, 2003
Get the riot shield mug.Thee most amazing guy you will ever talk to. Knows what he want's from life and gives really good advice. He's always there for you, and knows how to make a girls heart melt. He's sweet, sensitive, and very sexy. I'd do anything for him and he's my life. He completes me and I'll love him forever and always .
by Haley is in love with Sheldon April 28, 2011
Get the Sheldon mug.Although pop culture, and the media have portrayed "Sheldon" in a less than favorable light,(Example When Harry Met Sally)
A true Sheldon is:
Very fit, has an athletic build, will usually be the strongest male in the room. Sheldons are very well endowed and are very generous attentive lovers, Sheldons are considered the Vagina Whisperer, because of their almost magical ability to intuitively know how the please any woman he is with.
Sheldon knows right from wrong & will defend this regardless of the odds or outcome.
A true Sheldon is:
Very fit, has an athletic build, will usually be the strongest male in the room. Sheldons are very well endowed and are very generous attentive lovers, Sheldons are considered the Vagina Whisperer, because of their almost magical ability to intuitively know how the please any woman he is with.
Sheldon knows right from wrong & will defend this regardless of the odds or outcome.
With no regard for his own safety or well being, Sheldon was the only man to stand up to the mob of 37 men, who were now out of control, sexually assaulting any women that got in their path.
I had always believed I was frigid, until Sheldon made love to me, and I not only had my first orgasm, but also my 3,4,5, and 6th
I had always believed I was frigid, until Sheldon made love to me, and I not only had my first orgasm, but also my 3,4,5, and 6th
by Spunky2001 February 9, 2010
Get the Sheldon mug.A term used normally when someone brings up a topic related to video gaming, primarily Zelda games and more specifically raer seldas. It was first used by the user DARKMASTER of Zelda Dungeon who indirectly started the trend.
by Zenoxaria September 6, 2010
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