shootin terrible

1. In a bad way, in a bad situation, or in the act of making an illogical choice. Not doing well, at all. Having bad luck.

1. I went to visit my cousins in the country this weekend. They both have to sleep in the same bed, walk to school, and eat beans and cornbread for dinner; they shootin terrible!!

by bigfox May 23, 2007

shooting laces

Thick, heavy and long male ejaculate that explodes out in a manner that resembles long shoe laces after sexual intercourse or masturbation.

Guy 1: Let's hit the casino fellas, where is Troy at?
Guy 2: He's in the bathroom shooting laces.

Guy 1: Is Johnny gonna make the tee time?
Guy 2: No, he said he was up all night shooting laces.

by Texas2Fists June 12, 2014

Shooting sand

When a guy has masturbated numerous times in a given day, and reaches the point where he can barely ejaculate. Usually experience in adolescence, when masturbation is seen as a wonder of creation. A somewhat desperate and painful experience.

"By the end of the day I was shooting sand."

by Fluteboy November 13, 2016

Shooting the piss

To fuck around, usually in a harmless and stupid way

Did you see that video with the boys doing that cake check? They were totally shooting the piss!

by NotAHorse07 August 3, 2022

Dry Shooting

When a young boy who hasn't gone through puberty tries to rub one out but there's nothing there.

"Jimmy why are you so tired?"
"I was up all night dry shooting"

by Trashythrashqueen June 27, 2016

school shooting

A normal hobby in America

man in school: shows the kids his hobby

the newspaper: school shooting yesterday 10 am

by poopmaster694201337 April 25, 2022

six shooting

When you have a gang bang with more than 6 girls and you cum in their mouths
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"I was in this gang bang and all the girls got down on their knees and I was six shooting everywhere"
"that's awesome dude"

by Tino Thonadi August 26, 2015