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walk of shame

n. 1. As stated in other definitions, walking out of someone's place in the same clothes on as when you went in there last night.
2. When you are in a public bathroom, to create something especially unholy that makes the whole restroom smell, and then walk out of the stall while the bathroom's various patrons scowl at you.
1. I made her take the walk of shame in front of all my dorm-mates this morning because i was feeling extra hung over.
2. As I took the walk of shame I saw all my co-workers holding their noses and giving me the evil eye.
by kekekekekekeke September 14, 2005
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Walk of Shame

The moment when you walk across the class to the trashcan, after being totally caught for chewing gum.
Teacher: "Tony, throw your gum away."
Tony: (Walks to trash can, *with head down)
Student: "Tsk Tsk Tsk, someone on the Walk of Shame again.."
by FolleseFever December 23, 2011
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walk of shame

After randomly spending the night out, you have to walk out of the house, hotel room, etc. with the clothes from the night before, with make-up smeared, hung-over, holes in hosery and hair pushed up in back from bumping up and down in bed all night.
Hey yall, the frat house had a big ball last night, bet there are some bad looking, hung-over, babes doing the "walk of shame"this morning.

New Years day is the biggest "walk of shame" day for the University Comfort Suites. We should sell tickets, at least You Tube that sucker...........
by Southern Sandra December 10, 2009
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Protein Shake Out of a Meat Straw

Very Simple.

Its a healthy way to offer a girl a chance to give you head.
"Hi, oh wow. Your really in shape... How would you like to have a Protein Shake out of a Meat Straw©?"
by Platinum Romeo November 15, 2006
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Cloak of shame

A garment or item of cloathing that must be worn by the shamed.
"you have done wrong my son. you must now don the cloak of shame"
by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004
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Slap of Shame

When you nut in a girls mouth, make her spit it into your hand, then slap her across the face with it.
If you don't let me fuck you, I'll give you the slap of shame
by Deebsy-Boy June 8, 2009
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Uber of Shame

The Uber ride home in the morning after a one night stand. A modern version of the Walk of Shame.
Fred was still hungover as he rode his Uber of Shame home Sunday morning.
by Jamie_11 September 15, 2016
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