Lip Service

Insincere support or respect expressed but not put into practice

Many feminist organisations proclaim "Feminism = equality."
Ironically these same organisations are very quiet when sexism is against men but very loud if against women. Hence, lip service

by SsoulBlade September 15, 2017

streaming service

A streaming service is a type of service that used only be Netflix but is now multiplying faster than cancer and each service only has 3 good shows so you might as well pirate

John: Disney is making their own streaming service, it has the franchise's they have
Jake: all these companies can fuck off, I'm not paying for 20 subscriptions only to watch 2 shows on each

by Midly entertaining March 1, 2020

dooley services

A paid service of which a man pays to stick his Dooley in unique places.

"Dooley services, how may I assist you?"

by Nosaj January 19, 2017

Self Service

Self service can be also described as masturbating, sucking your own genitals, fingering your anus.

Females can do this also.

Mom: -Knocking on door- Honey, open the door!

Kid: Be quiet mom, I'm giving myself self service.

by Yeah that. June 27, 2011

sexual service

To provide a paid service of sexual gratification by a prostitute or hooker.

To willingly provide sexual gratification as a service to show obedience. Most likely in a relationship that is defined by power eg. Master, Dom or Domme.

Paying for sexual service is illegal in some countries.

by __Jamie__ September 19, 2014

lip service

In lesbian culture, oral sex.

Jane gave Lucy serious lip service last night.

by your little sister's boyfriend December 31, 2006

Service the Account

A euphemism for masturbating, especially at work.

Hey Chris, it's a slow day here at work. I need to find something to concentrate my efforts on. Maybe it's a good day to service the account!

by Terra Incognita March 11, 2011