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Beans the series

A series made by mangird1 on youtube its follows 4 beans and they do goofy ah and nothing much prrtty much fuckall random shit happens
Grandpa:I watched beans the series yesterday
Dad:take your pills
by Mangird1 April 5, 2023
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Sirius Black

Sirius Black is a fictional character in the Harry Potter book series. He attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry alongside Harry's mother Lily Evans and father James Potter. He and James became best friends and he was named Harry's godfather.

While at school, he co-created the group The Marauders (see Marauders Map) with James and their friends Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew. Because of Remus's condition (see werewolf), Pettigrew, Black and Potter all learned to turn into animagi; Sirius's form was a large grim-like black dog. Consequently, he was given the nickname Padfoot.

During the first war with Voldemort, Albus Dumbledore figured out that the Dark Lord was after the Potters and knew that someone in their group, the Order of the Phoenix, was a spy. Lupin and Black suspected each other, and it is fair to assume that James trusted his best friend Black over Lupin, as well.

When the Potters went into hiding, James named Black Secret Keeper and told few of this deal. At the last minute, Black, deciding that Voldemort would seek him first and still wary of Lupin, convinced Potter to name Pettigrew Secret Keeper. Pettigrew turned out to be the spy after all and gave over the Potters' whereabouts to Voldemort, leading to their death (see Harry Potter).

Black confronted him about this, enraged. Pettigrew staged a scene, cut off his finger and killed several muggles in an explosion before turning into his animagus form of a rat (see Scabbers) and escaping. Black went to Azkaban for the crimes and did not get out until he escaped right before Harry's Third Year (Prisoner of Azkaban).

Black earned the trust of Lupin, Harry Potter, and Dumbledore after explaining the story to them (they'd not been aware of the switch), but was still at large with the wizarding community. He stayed with Lupin until Dumbledore reformed the Order of the Phoenix at Voldemort's reincarnation. The group's headquarters became Black's old family home (Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place) where he was forced to stay until getting out to rescue Harry at the Department of Mysteries. He was killed by being pushed through a veil at the hands of his cousin and Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange.

****Sirius's Role in Fanfiction****
Several fanfiction writers prefer to put Harry Potter characters together in obscure pairings. One of the most popular is Sirius Black/Remus Lupin. While many are convinced of this couple's authenticity, nothing in the books actually supports it (canon) besides the fact that the two men spent a lot of time together. In fact, Sirius is painted as a womanizer, and in Half-Blood Prince it is implied that Lupin has started a romantic relationship with a young female Auror and cousin of Black's, Nymphadora Tonks. JK Rowling has never confirmed any romantic relationship between Black/Lupin and described their hug in Prisoner of Azkaban as "brotherly." (People argue that that is not relevant evidence; Harry's point of view is not omniscient.)

That aside, I believe that the great thing about the books is how the different relationships can be interpreted, so get as slashy as you want, don't bother me none. But, yeah. He's dead. -cough-
"You killed my parents," said Harry, his voice shaking slightly but his wand quite steady.
Black stared up at him out of those sunken eyes.
"I don’t deny it," he said very quietly. "But if you knew the whole story..."
(Sirius Black in Prisoner of Azkaban)
by Amy (lupinsmoon12391) December 13, 2008
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for serious

it’s like bro are you serious ? a mix of for real and serious 🤔
“she literally just told me it happened biatch”

and i go “are you for serious?”
by cxforseriouscx June 1, 2019
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I'm as serious as dick cancer

The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.
Person 1- Are you serious????

Person 2- I'm serious, bro! I'm as serious as dick cancer"!
by Hankscolts November 13, 2011
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Serious Snowman

A snowman that has liberated himself from the everlasting torture of wearing a fake smile made of coal.

Any snowman that has no mouth or who's mouth is shaped in such a way that it makes the snowman look serious, is a serious snowman.

A Serious Snowman is a snowman that you will not want to venture too close too. The serious snowmen are notorious for being overly violent and territorial, especially towards smiling snowmen.

note: Any normal snowman can be converted into a Serious Snowman at any point in its lifespan. There have been occurrences where entire neighborhoods of snowmen have been converted into Serious Snowmen by radical snowman rights activists.
Justin : “Hey lets go make snow angels in that yard across the street!”

A.J. : “I don't think thats a good idea...”

Justin : “Why not?”

A.J. : “Because thats a Serious Snowman in that guys yard, see how his coal mouth is so serious looking. And besides, it would be hard to make snow angels with all those mutilated snowmen corpses littering the yard.”

Justin : "Well what about that other yard over there."

A.J. : "Sure."
by Crahan September 12, 2008
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Signature Series

The kind of dump that leaves streaks on the toilet bowl, after you flush.
Steve: "Oh man after a hard night of drinking and Taco Bell, I just left a huge signature series in the Bathroom."

Jim: "Oh great now somebody has to go in and powerwash off the streaks"
by Soup77 January 17, 2010
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Pain series

Perfect material for masturbation. Also, the final boss of the internet. Easily found on Encyclopedia dramatica. From me and my friends personal experience, this collage contains tubgirl, several variations on goatse, harlequin fetus, several pictures of what looked like severe cases of herpes, a girl shitting into someone elses mouth, what looked like a man throwing up a large ammount of blood and several hentai fetishes. There could be more, but we couldn't stand to look at it any longer to scroll down through it. Not for the faint-hearted, not for those who are inexperienced with the true horrors of the internet. Used by the US government to torture war prisoners. Lol.
Practice with meatspin and lemonparty, work your way up to ogrish and 2girls1cup, get a taste for goatse and tubgirl, and then you MAY be ready.

If you can masturbate to the pain series, you are a god. Also, you deserve to die.
by REGGA April 22, 2008
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