my cat scratched me

A common excuse used to devoid attention from a mark residing on your arm or thigh, often caused by self-harm rather than an unstable cat.

“what’s that?”
“my cat scratched me.”

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer November 7, 2021

switcher

A person who essentially "switches" from friend to friend, party to party, trying to attain the most networking contacts and befriend the most people. A fairly shallow individual, this person seeks out other like individuals to extend their network further and further, leeching off of the individuals with healthy relationships.

Damnit, she fucking bailed on me again. I hate switchers.

by Clarissa June 17, 2003

Ball Scratcher

A problem with a degree of difficulty greater than that of the average "head scratcher."

Should I wipe my ass now, or wait until I'm done? What a ball scratcher that is.

by The Stinker July 14, 2006

SCKATHERS

Sparta Chocolate Kick All Twilight Haters.
Defenders of Twilight.

Did you see that twilight hater? The SCKATHERS just SCKATHERed him. (kingsnake2)

by The Spunk Creamer June 29, 2008

Cherry Snatcher

One who only has sex with virgins to pop there cherry.

Tommy over there is a damn cherry snatcher. he got 4 of them hoes yesterday.

by Tylor Hudnell March 23, 2008

Coffin Snatcher

Coined by listeners to popular Australian radio show "Hamish and Andy", Coffin Snatchers is meant to represent a female who seeks a relationship with an older man and who aren't "Gold Diggers."

This phrase is to give the specified a name to their opposites "Cougars" and is derived from the term "Craddle Snatcher."

My friend is a Coffin Snatcher and she bagged a nice older gent last night.

by Tommi_J September 29, 2009

crumb-snatchers

an endearing term used to define small children

My little crumb-snatchers just love my chocolate chip cookies.

Come here, my favorite little crumb-snatcher.

by sberg64 November 14, 2007