scomer

Noun, plural -s; Verb, scomered, scomer-ing; Interjection; Adjective; Article; Preposition;

-noun
1. anything that is in any way good on any level.
2. a defecation.
3. something to eat.
4. an article of clothing.
5. a person who has accomplished something worthwhile or beneficial to the wellbeing of those around him.
6. any such act.
7. a pleasant aroma, taste, sound, sight or touch.
8. a particularly enjoyable sexual encounter.

-verb
1. accomplishing anything that is in any way good on any level.
2. defecating.
3. eating something particularly good.
4. wearing an appealing, flattering, thinning or otherwise attractive article of clothing.
5. doing something worthwhile or beneficial to the wellbeing to those affiliated with him.
6. being someone performing any such act.
7.a. perceiving a pleasant aroma, taste, sound, sight or touch.
7.b. creating any such sensation.
8. performing a pleasurable sexual encounter.

-adjective
1. having attributes that can be affiliated in any way with any of the above definitions.

-article
1. that.
2. which.
3. the.
4. my.
5. his, hers.

-preposition
1. under.
2. over.
3. next to.
4. behind.
5. near.

(deriv: ModEng Sco-Mer < ME < OE < L Scoltura + Mericulus equiv. to Scote + Merim)

"Scomer, I seriously just scomered the scomerest scomer!"
(Meaning: "My friend, in all honesty, to express the size of the defecation I just evicted from my bowels, I would need to utilize my extensive vocabulary to the utmost - therefore I shall simply say it was large.")

"Hey, you look pretty scomer tonight, Sally."
(Meaning: "You are an attractive female with whom I would like to copulate, Sally.")

"SCOMER!"
(Meaning: "DAMN!" "YES!" "WHAT?" "SWEET!" "NO!" "OKAY!")

"Scomer."
(Meaning: Anything you want it to mean.)

by Heinyken January 2, 2009

scamperer

one who scampers, usually while in possession of some trinket s/he has light-fingered from a store display, usually out of the store.

Store Detective: "Judging by your cheesy outfit, I had you pegged as a scamperer from the moment you walked in!"

Scamperer (clutching a solid-sterling-silver letter trivet): "Are youse kiddin', Boss? I wuz gonna buy dis!"

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe August 19, 2008

cock stomper

just when a man has picked up and believes he has a chance, finds his score making out with someone else.

Shae "how'd you go last night?"
Bart " thought i had a root for sure, then saw her kissin another dude"
Shae "What a cock stomper"

by Roshaem October 26, 2009

Goonga stomper

A guy that has surpassed autistic and is now an retarded Nigger.

Yo this goonga stomper just commuted a hate crime

by Crown cracker December 15, 2019

the birkenhead stomper

1. A little tramp who thinks he can dance to fuckin mad donk
2. Wears shitty blue Lacoste trakies

G'wed, look it's the Birkenhead stomper, giz uz a dance and I'll give yer ends on this bif lad

by Cuntasaurus December 13, 2013

super duper pooper scooper

Anything that is "super", especially when it's also "duper".

The "pooper scooper" part is added both for extra "superness" and "duperness" and for just being plain silly or to make someone who has never heard the phrase before laugh like a silly little mermaid or guffaw their bollocks off.

"Wow, have you heard the Chemical Brothers' latest single? It's, like, so damn catchy. Like, super duper pooper scooper catchy."

by Turtleboy3000 September 19, 2016

cooper the super pooper scooper

cooper the super pooper scooper is a great guy altogether. he is cool,a great skateboarder, (and loves pickin up poops)
he know how to party and lives on uranus.

(girl) woww i love cooper the super pooper scooper!
(boy) yeah. iwish i was invited to his party tmrw night!!!

by WINGLYWONGDOPAPAPAOP September 21, 2021