schlong monkey

a hoe or prostitute

"I'm gonna get me a schlong monkey tonight."

by Cleofus April 1, 2007

schlong jockey

One who partakes in the act of taming, domesticating, and ultimately the riding of a penis of a substantial length and girth. Not to be confused with the rider of a schlort, or a schledium; only the schlong rider deserves to be graced with this unique and entirely heterosexual moniker.

David, you schlong jockey, I can’t believe you actually sent that email to ITS!

by John Bassett February 10, 2007

bong schlong

A word used to offend cambodians. even though it has no meaning, it is frequently used by vietnamese people who have seen mychonny's video.

Racist Guy:Hey, bong schlong!
Random Guy (Cambodian) : ... YOU BITCH

by Qong+Xela October 8, 2009

King Schlong

The gay porno version of Peter Jacksons 'King Kong'.
King Schlong is expected to be a great hit within the homosexual community!

Husband: We should see King Schlong I hear it's supposed to be very good
Wife: King Schlong is for gay people hunny, LoLz0rz
Husband: Yeh, about that...

by zzzzzzzzur December 17, 2005

schling schlong

a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.

Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.

by A. Aubrey May 11, 2006

Schlongs Restauraunt

Equivalent to hooters where males with large penises where tight underwear and serve food shirtless

Omg! Becky i went to Schlongs Restauraunt and this hunky waiter felt me up with his eyes. I could his penis get harder through his speedo. OHHHHHH! he was yumiilicious. Im going back tomorrow do you want to come with??

by Alexisstupid June 30, 2011

Schlong Dodger

a person who purposely avoids the penis

ie- A lesbian

Two guys approach two girls at a bar their flirting attempts have no impact.
Male 1- I think these girls could be Schlong Dodgers
Male 2- I agree

You are walking down the street and see two butch women holding hands "Schlong Dodgers"

by Akyaky January 8, 2012