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Schlawg

Murphy is a schlawg
by al3x.h4m!lton December 22, 2025
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Schlawg

A person or state of being that’s fried, lagging, vibing wrong, or moving with zero urgency.
Used for harmless stupidity or THC-induced malfunction.
“Bro took one hit and turned schlawg.”
by N1CUP January 24, 2026
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Chicken schlage

Any substance that is goopy, gloppy, dirty, fatty, blobby, greasy (unhealthy), food-processed, ugly, gross, or just plain-out weird. Also, the substance DOES NOT have to have anything to do with chicken.
Man 1: "Man, that sandwich looks like Chicken Schlage!!!"
Man 2: "I, know right."
by Mr.Mancakes July 21, 2011
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You schlag!

Professional footballer - usually of the 1970s variety - displaying a combatative nature and lack of savoire fair: in essence his play demonstrates "wammo" tackles and ugly brutality.
Oi bonzo, you schlag!
by gb901 August 21, 2013
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Tampon schlagen

Mit einer frau die ihre Periode hat sexuelle Handlungen durchführen wie zum Beispiel Sex oder fisting
Das Wort entstand durch ein Missverständnis

Es würde eigentlich tannenbaum schlagen gesagt

Danach haben wir darüber diskutiert was man unter Tampon schlagen verstehen kann
by Helden February 21, 2022
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Lindsey Schlager Day

June twentieth (6/20) will from this point on be known as Lindsey Schlager Day! This day in history is to celebrate the amazing, talented, absolutely beautiful Lindsey Schlager and all of her contributions to society.
It’s Lindsey Schlager Day honey don’t forget to Venmo her for being so damn fine. She’s too pretty to work.
by Micciarello June 19, 2023
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