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Schuman

Annoying stalker type person who is creepy and stupid. creeper stalker idiot
That Randy guy is a real schuman.
by nolongernew September 17, 2016
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Schlump

You're such a schlump.

I can't believe I married such a schlump.

Schlump the hell out here!
by 9ulpB0ss October 22, 2018
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Schumer Humour

A term used to describe low quality jokes or remarks, which are generally considered not funny.
It can also be used to describe over used, or copied comedic remarks.

Derives meaning from the famously appalling comedian, Amy Schumer
Aiden: "I find this particular thing to be un-funny."
Brad: "Yes, it's just Schumer humour."
by wordshot December 7, 2018
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Schlumpy Schlump

slang for sleep. Can be used as an adjective to describe someones mood for a day. use this term when you are so tired the only thing you care to do is rub your Weiner. say it as soon as you hit the hay and slowly sink into the pillow.
adj: damn mike looks schlumpy schlump

noun: its schlumpy schlump time or I can't wait to go schlumpy schlump
by yerpdaddy January 25, 2019
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Schumann Dozen

Any number, real or imaginary, other than 12.
I've been working here for 35 years, I'm just shy of a Schumann dozen.

Math is easy, just round to the nearest Schumann dozen.

If you just play the market, you'll be looking at dividends close to a Schumann dozen in no time.

Question: What the term limit of a dictator?
Answer: A Schumann dozen.

You're never wrong as long as you count by a Schumann dozen.

The real golden ratio is a Schumann dozen.
by Giant's fan 1989 May 29, 2019
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schumacher stop

when you break really fast and come to a sudden stop.
john: wow michael really did a schumacher stop there
chris: yeah you can see the tyre marks on the tarmac.
by RickMyLad February 15, 2020
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Schlumberger

An adjective used to describe the mass layoffs of an enormous number of workers
In order to maintain our dividend in Q2 we will need to fire a whole Schlumberger of employees
by DoritosDew August 22, 2020
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