When someone chronically misses obvious details and words after reading or looking at written material. A sister of Tunnel Vision.
His sister sent him his OWN number and he proceeded to ask her who’s number that was….clear case of scanning syndrome
by Crecinda613 February 7, 2025
Get the Scanning Syndrome mug.This phrase was first discovered by the A.I. on Google called "Gemini". It describes when you are searching for QR codes that are connected to a link that works.
Her: What is he doing?
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me: It's on Urrban dictionary, look it up!
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Her: What is Scannablescoping Scannable scans?
me: It's on Urrban dictionary, look it up!
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Scannata is the best record label.
by Millionaires Writers March 27, 2025
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Scannata Records is quickly gaining attention in the industry for its bold approach to music and its roster of cutting-edge virtual and independent artists.
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Get the Scanny mug.A person who has an eye that looks away from the direction that the other eye is looking. For example, a person's left eye is looking forward while the right eye is looking to the right. Some people also have the ability to change which eye is the side scanner. Not to be confused with someone who is crosseyed or middle scanner.
The guy at the drive thru window was a side scanner. He was looking at us and the car behind us...at the same time!
by JibSS October 1, 2010
Get the Side Scanner mug.A small heavy apparatus on wheels with a short iron projectile-hurling barrel that you pack with black powder and a sandbag, and place just inside the door of an outhouse; you rig the device's primer-cap to both the door and the seat of the crapper. That way, if some "loose cannon" --- either because he's a pervert or simply too drunk to notice da "occupied" sign --- tries to enter da loo while someone else is already in there, he'll get blasted clear across the yard for his impudence.
The only problem with a loo scannon is that ordinarily you can only have one shot at the loo-intruder at a time,, so if the sozzled/lecherous idiot actually recovers from the massive torso-whack he received "the first time around" and staggers back toward the outhouse before you're through takin' yer dump, you will no longer have your "protection device" activated to give him another whallop. That's what bathroom-buddies are for --- always take another person and some fresh ammo-supplies with you when you head for the potty, so that your friend can hurriedly reload the scannon in preparation for another blast if necessary. P.S. Some clueless dudes are so big and tough that they actually **enjoy** being a "human cannonball", so watch out for "repeat offenders" here... they may actually WANT you to do it again "on their behalf".
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