Sansoner

A male who cannot control both their genitalia and/or what they say while in contact with a female

You were such a sansoner with Jill the other day.

Matt is a sansoner

by Shanelax34 December 23, 2008

Samsonized

(Sam - son - ized)

1. to arrive at work with the expectation you have a certain amount of work (what you had when you left the day previous) only to find out you have extra work assigned to you unexpectedly.

2. a sudden feeling of overwhelming workload, often accompanied by a large feeling of dread and possibly dizzieness.

3. sometimes used as a joke.

Haha, you poor sucker, you've been Samsonized

by A Tech Rep July 13, 2007

sampon

The co-worker you place in boss's vagina to absorb all the useless tasks he menstruates.

Hey, Dr. Evil wants someone to arrange a class to teach the team how to spell. That sounds like a job for sampon!

by Turd Ferguson9652 May 23, 2007

Nashville Samsonite

A trash bag used for carrying dirty laundry home - used by hobos and/or college students in the place of conventional luggage, due to lack of funds.

"Hebbard has must be laundry at home this weekend - i saw him putting dirty clothes in his nashville samsonite. Oh P.S. he's poor."

by Hebbard March 22, 2004

sasson

a hot, sexy beast who is also intelligent and articulate. Also, he can subdue girls and loves French porn.

Sasson rocks ASS and is a sexy beast
Sexiest man on earth is Sasson

by utz May 1, 2008

Samsonited

When you totally miss the meaning of something, missed a shot, or were just plain "Way off" when talking about anything. In regards to the dumb and dumber movie when Lloyd says "slippy, slappy, swenson, swanson....check the brief case...Samsonite..i was way off"

"I dont know how you mistakened her for being pregnant...Dudeee you really Samsonited that one.

by dumbanddumber October 17, 2012

Samseng

An Singaporean term in Malay that refers to gangsters.

The ah beng and samseng is actually the same thing by getting into fights, rowdy behaviour and having tattoos of dragons and other weird designs

Can also be used to refer to a gangster that uses a Samsung phone

Friend : eh you see that samseng over there? Better run before he come whack us

Me : lai come run

by nightxmared September 14, 2018