A dumbass. Showers once a week, doesn't wash his face, doesn't brush his teeth, and falls in love with every person with a vagina but never gets any. Every girl has the same reaction as the Gif.
by NEw Moon June 16, 2018
Get the Sami mug.“that boy just got hit by a car, " guffawed Jude. "OMG, he can’t cross the street without getting hit by a car he’s so street dumb he’s such a Samy, " Bethany chortled.
by Heueididie February 14, 2019
Get the Samy mug.A bitch who will backstab u no matter what typically quite short bad teeth and rude she’ll act one way infront of u then then talk shit behind ur back
Sami: hey, omg ur so pretty
Girl 1: ngaw thank you
*girl 1 leaves*
Sami to girl 2: omg she actually hideous 🤮
Girl 2: oh ok
Girl 1: ngaw thank you
*girl 1 leaves*
Sami to girl 2: omg she actually hideous 🤮
Girl 2: oh ok
by Lily heartwell December 11, 2019
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"Not gonna lie yeah your such a Sami"
"Who's that beg flexing with a car that's not even his"
"Don't you know? That's Sami"
"Who's that beg flexing with a car that's not even his"
"Don't you know? That's Sami"
by Sjishfjai April 29, 2019
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A Sami is smart funny fun and wise. If you have a Sami in your life keep her in it because she is the best thing ever
I love Sami
by Brendan the Musturd October 30, 2019
Get the Sami mug.a behemoth of lard accumulated over centuries of time from the vast nations across the world. Legend has it he is the one of the only beings to survive the ice age through the amount of fat stored in him that acted as a source of preservation. Do not venture of in the wilderness alone as he as been spotted to repeatedly force himself onto prey, thrusting hard before going for the groin with his canines. the Bu Sami is built similar to an orangutan except he is four times the size
by rte22 December 16, 2020
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