jak salad

A special type of salad intended for people learning how to type. It often goes along with some asdf and/or jkl;.

Chris took a break from his typing lesson to get a bowl of jak salad.

by Eszett March 2, 2004

sandy salad

Letting a cat lick your asshole. The cat's tounge feels like sand paper, and getting your asshole licked is like having your salad tossed.

John: "Boy Brycen, Dave really likes to put honey and catnip on his ass to have the cat lick it off!"
Brycen: "Yeah, thats what I call a sandy salad! I always knew he was a sick fuck!"

by Denbritle23 November 6, 2011

salad shaker

when he sticks his tongue inside your vagina and shakes it widly

"You're the best salad shaker in town!"

by Eth@n1012 February 27, 2018

The Perfect Salad

Mixed greens, vegetables, and other things.... HOYAAAA

Tyler Christian Kendall"Dang Daniel, that salad last night was THE perfect salad"

by Megalog December 10, 2016

Cobb salad

After you have anal sex with your partner and you find a piece of undigested corn lodged in your penis. This is known as a Cobb salad. For corn kernel removal see reverse corn Cobb.

My friend and his girlfriend had corn for dinner. Later that night they had anal sex. The next morning, my friend discovered he got a Cobb salad. He was unable to urinate because he had an undigested corn kernel stuck up his penis. MY friend is really Me.

by hello19572000 March 14, 2011

crip salad

a crip that calls all his fellow crip members using "cripp crippp" while eating salad

"That chick is so sexy"....... n thats on crip salad, Crippppp Crippppp"

by cripppppcripppppp February 22, 2021

the salad glove

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups

(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all

(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™

(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013