Uncle SAMSONITE

Uncle SAMSONITE is a fat ass dick who likes to dance with Parker Sofia and kara and has a cat tubbs. He rides on bigweld. And his fav song is lemon on the chain with a v cut

ITS TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE

by uncle Samsonite June 10, 2016

Sanson

The most amazing guy a girl could wish for. He tends to get upset easily, but makes up for it in many ways. He's very easy to fall in love with. He will also be an amazing husband one day.

Paige is so deeply in love with Sanson.

by Yuffie14 January 19, 2013

Gravel Samsonfrof

A name that gets called out at a graduation ceromony beacause the school's too fucking dumb to pronounce Paul Samsonov.

"GRAVEL SAMSONFROF!!...GRAVEL SAMSONOFROF!! Is there a Gravel Samsonofrof here?!! Please come up to recieve your deploma for the the Centennial High School completion.

by Paul November 15, 2004

Saigon

Famous Russian hippie bar, situated in former Leningrad (Saint-Petersburg nowadays). It's named after South Vietnam capital because USSR supported North Vietnam (its capital was Hanoi), so it was done as a kind of slight and not-so-obvious oppositional act.

- Well, let's hang out at Saigon tonight.
- Who's in there?
- Greben'.
- Wow, it's cool!

by Black the Translator June 16, 2007

Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov

a girl who moves from guy to guy in a close circle of friends, typically being of asian descent, and having no leverage on either cleavage nor buttocks, so basically flat.

chris-"hey i heard you hooked up with a girl last night."

mike-"yeah i did but then i realized she was a total Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov."

by The_Troop January 26, 2011

samson

another word for a husband who lashes their family

ie. samson left his wife nikita and his children samita and nikson

by anon22 August 23, 2006

samson

a big mistake in life who is mostly a bitch to everybody he is gay and turns on girls likes to date older girls and has a bad future and is normally short his whole lifetime. he does not give a FUCK about anything except girls.

look its samson!

by A BIG OOF IN LIFE July 15, 2018