sAl.

An amazing boyfriend, so cute and amazing. I wanna kiss them so much. Ily

"That nerd is so ugly"
"stfu, kys, jump off a bridge, they're sal."

by nobodyjncijkncajk May 18, 2021

Sal The Skeleton

Sal is probably the best person to ever live. He gets so many bitches, too many that he had to construct another house because they were overflowing.

Girl: " Sal the Skeleton has the biggest bone I've ever seen! "
Guy: " Sal made me gay "

by CD__ April 6, 2024

sal

a once very large rat that seems to shrink whenever he feels like it. Other names include bullboy or salakraut.

Oh, it seems as though sal has shrunk again, FUCK.

by salakraut January 30, 2021

sal

should kiss xen rn and xen very much doesnt know how to tell this is obv not xen typing this

sal isnt a fag

by xenisafatassfag July 18, 2022

Sal

The hottest man you'll ever see. You can find him on impractical jokers

Have you seen sal he's so hot

by Pussgetter February 14, 2019

Sal Complex

When an unattractive male is somehow extremely attractive to women, usually because he is charming, confident, well-dressed and well-groomed.

Two perfect examples are Sal from Impractical Jokers and the YouTuber Chunkz.

Dude, how the fuck does Vincent pull so much?! He's like 5'7" and 200lbs; it defies the laws of time and space!

Nah dude, he just has a Sal Complex.

by gigantichugealphatitanschlong June 1, 2022

Sal

Someone who is very kind and caring and just over all an amazing guy who treats women with the utmost respect.

“We all love a Sal”
“That’s so Sal of him”

by Sjishdisoshd July 18, 2025