sandal

the most dad shoe there is. the males usually try to be 'funny' and wear them with socks, but it just turns annoying and infuriating.

kyle died from wearing socks with his sandals to work.

by jjanipen5 the furry August 8, 2020

pet sandal

say fuck it and get a pet sandal

bro i just got a pet sandal

by retarded crusader August 8, 2020

Sandals

The thing asian parents use to cripple the hell out of their kids

My mom just spanked me with a sandals and now im crippled

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR August 2, 2022

pearl sandals

where you cum on somebody's feet.

also:

pearl sandellas (1836) literary

Captain Morgan became an outlaw after murdering the person who gave his wife a pair of pearl sandals.

The hottest trend on Wikifeet is pearl sandellas.

by footdad June 12, 2022

Sandal

The deadliest weapon in the world.

Honorable mentions:
Wooden spo
Father's leather belt,
White woman's cooking,
Hispanic mothers,
And That one Anhka video
(Not in order)

Me: My mom just hit me with the sandals.😢
Joe: lmao ur mom.
Me :*Takes sandals off*

by THATSGAYMYGUY October 13, 2021

Salamander sandals

Shoes

Bitches think I’m pimping in linen and salamander sandals

by anonymous March 1, 2022

Steel toe sandals

Noun:
A pair of old work boots that you wear without socks.

"Hey could you help me with something outside."
"Yeah just let me get my steel toe sandals."

by Kid with assburgars September 1, 2021