Ranger sock

A sock a male soldier keeps close by in order to pleasure himself with in order to contain the evidence. Used mostly in the field.

"Hey Private, don't forget to pack your Ranger sock in your sleeping bag!

by Ranger bat boy January 18, 2011

Runners runs

The explosive, and sometimes satisfying, diarrhea one experiences after completing some form of running event, excluding short sprints. Side effects may include burning, itching, or destroyed anus, and/or required decommission of toilet and bathroom for an extended period of time

"Hey, great job on that 5K, want to go hang out with the team?"
"No man, I got a bad case of Runners runs, I'll catch up with you in a bit."

"Are you done in there?"
"Yeah, but you might want some Febreze or matches, I had a bad case of Runners runs."
"What the hell man..."
"Sorry"

by jewfish910 January 27, 2012

rungry

That sassy attitude following an aerobically intense workout, commonly running, which can only be satisfied with large amounts of food and drink, especially chocolate milk.

Innocent housemate: Good morning, Riley! How did your 5am 10 mile loop go today?
Rungry Riley: Can’t. Talk. Right. Now. I’m too rungry! Give me the pancakes!!!

by Big Rank March 22, 2020

Blade runner moment

That moment when you realize that the dystopian future has arrived

I stepped off the train, saw the massive plasma billboards & thought wow, Blade runner moment

by nebuchadnezzar#7 July 7, 2016

Marathon runner

A person fueled by masochism whose ultimate running destination is sanctimony

He likes to brag about being a routine marathon runner

by Bebe1957 June 11, 2018

Naruto Runners

A group of highly trained ninja mercenaries that can dodge bullets, create clones, and SexyJutsu

Karens- I carpool all of the Furries to the front lines and then they'll form a phalanx. The Naruto Runners will create shadow clones to cover the Kyles. The Kyles will break the outer walls so the Crackheads could overpower the guards. They can't stop us all
Naruto Runners- I just wanna clap so alien cheeks

by Void_Slash April 27, 2020

Cum Ranger

When u beat your cock continuously for 3 hours without nutting but then finally decide to cum that you cum that hard and that much that it starts squirting out your ass (preferebly played with set up targets)

Joe: have you tried a cum ranger

Jamaal: cum

by Chaman Chee Berger September 21, 2020