Rumpelstiltskin mudslide

Taking a large number of laxitives then sitting on top of another persons head as they let a slide of chocolate rain down on the person on the bottom. The person on the top then does bicycle kicks on the bottom persons body to spray liquid shit everywhere.

That bitch is crazy, she tried to Rumpelstiltskin mudslide me.

by charazarding champion January 24, 2025

Rumpty Rumbles

When you are so hungry and your stomach is rumbling extra loud.

Alice was so hungry in class today that her stomach was making rumpty rumbles to to her excess hunger. They were louder, longer and more consistant than usual.

by Rock Hard School Bully March 24, 2026

Rumpescult

Rediculously undeniable, Something that leaves a lasting impression, beyond comprehension.

That guy's rumpescult balls left me speechless beyond comprehension.

by LilProbeInn December 7, 2025

cherry rumplet

When you're eating a girl out on her period and she qweefs in your mouth.

I was that hoe and she gave me a cherry rumplet

by dirtydan305 May 10, 2016

Rake Rumper

A woman who does strange things with rakes; i.e. has intercourse with the rake, uses the rake for an audience. Usually caused by an extreme case of sexual frustration and/or loneliness.

Maaaan, that Rake Rumper PK cant get enough

by mezmur June 13, 2023

Russian rumper

When two men have very loud and aggressive anal sex.

“We all heard Vlad and dmitri at the party last night, lots of Russian rumpering happening”

by ISHAMELESSĶILL-_-I July 5, 2025

Pulling a Rumpelstiltskin

When an old Vietnam vet who hasn't been with or seen a woman in so long throws a foot stomping, yelling rager, childlike tantrum fit when things aren't going just the way he wants.

Knock,knock,knock...
"Yeah???"
"Why is the f**** door locked again??!!"
"What?"
"WHY IS THE F**** DOOR LOCKED AFTER I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT THE DOOR LOCKED???!!!!!!" (As the old vet is pulling a Rumpelstiltskin)
"Why are you yelling at me?"
Old man looking bewildered....finally he says, "What do you mean? I wasn't yelling?"
Woman renter thinking, "It's time for me to leave here."

by Living_Legend68 March 15, 2014