roomie

Shortened version of roommate

Not actually a chick word
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`--> Though this term is occasionally construed as girlish, it is fully acceptable from males as well.

Jerry: I have lots of bottled water!
Andrew: My roomie drinks water.
Jerry: cool beans.

by Superace September 21, 2005

rooting for my baby

This is one of the songs from the album 'Bangerz' by da queen Milegend Slayrus.

I'm rooting for my baby

by hgfkdfsjas January 29, 2014

Rootbeer Scrote

When you dip your balls into a mug of rootbeer, while receiving fellatio.

"Did you and Stacey end up getting two scoops at Baskin Robbins last night?"
"Nah, but we did pick up a 2 liter of A&W later, and Stacey gave me a Rootbeer Scrote"
"Nice! Frosted Mug?"
"Yep"

by James Joseph the A/V King June 24, 2017

Squirmy Rooters

1) A cluster of male reproductive cells, usually enhanced for viewing; Sperm when viewed closely; Semen magnified to closely resemble a creek bed full of tadpoles.

2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.

Richie had the doctor perform a vasectomy, because he didn't want those squirmy rooters getting through.

by CircadianHour December 1, 2009

seat belt-a-roonie

What Ned Flanders on The Simpsons calls a seat belt.

{Ned}: Let's see here...key in the ignition, turn it to fire up the motor, seat belt-a-roonie, shift into drive, hands at 10 and 2, floor it!

by Telephony January 23, 2016

Rookie

The penis phase inbetween a soft penis and an erection. A semi-hard penis that is still a bit floppy.

As the girl was lap dancing me i got a rookie.

The Brook gang gives me a rookie.

by Zachedelic06 July 4, 2012

roofies

date rape drug; getting ugly people laid since 1975.

get some roofies, a girl with a can of coke, and you're good to go. *hand motion*

by exclamation! September 15, 2005